I went and watched this video and now I want to see Resevoir Dogs.

What is it even ABOUT?

So yeah. I'm wondering, guys, how is it that there are no SGA/Zombie movie crossovers? I mean, I'm sure there are, fic-wise. And I'm very happy about this. But, as someone who desperately wishes she had the skillz to make vids, or at least the patience to do so, I have to say the lack of zombie-themed vids is shocking.

Think about it. There are OODLES. Yes, I said the word oodles. OODLES of zombie movies out there. And lots of footage of zombies being zombie-like. I am a little surprised that nobody has decided to vid a crossover. Like, SGA people fight! ZOMBIES DIE. That would be awesome.

I just figure its heartbreaking that I can use my google-fu all I want but aside songs by rob zombie and the song 'zombie' by the cranberries, I'm not finding anything.

And I'm not even talking about for SGA. For ANY fandom. Come ON. Veronica Mars fighting Zombies would be awesome! Surely there's enough footage of Veronica kicking ass and/or running away to splice into to some Zombieland/Dawn of the Dead/28 Days Later footage. Right? I mean... Right?

I have no idea, not being able to look this stuff up. But how is it that I'm the first person to say I want fanvids to have more zombies in them?

I WANT FANVIDS TO HAVE MORE ZOMBIES IN THEM.

Please people, find these, make these, and link me to them. PLEASE. I require more (FICTIONAL PLEASE ONLY FICTIONAL) zombies.

Tags: pretty pretty please do this, random, searching the interwebz, video, zombies
Current Mood: zombified

"My mother always told me someday you'll be good at something. I don't think she could have guessed that - that something would be zombie-killing."

Tallahassee Zombie-killing fic. Please? F-list?

Just point me in the direction if you don't want to write it.... OH and guys, (spoilers so highlight if you wanna read) can you remember if it was Buck? Or Buddy?

That is all.

Tags: pretty pretty please do this, random, searching the interwebz

Oh god, oh god -- i don't. I can't even.

First bluehippos and unrulydreamer bought me a freaking LAPTOP (srsly OMFG. I mean, CAPSLOCK BEAN srsly cannot CONTAIN HER FREAKING JOY) and then I had something like an aneurysm because I went through all my half-finished random drabbles and crap, and the next thing I know I'm up all night finishing them and posting them to my dreamwidth. It's disgusting. Oh god. I'm soooo sorry to people who watch that journal, because I've already posted eight fics today and if this trend keeps up I might get to ten or twelve or some shit. Fack. Okay. Okay. I can totally do this.

*breathes*

I wanna take a break to nap but if I do that I might sleep through the whole day, and that would be BAD. I've got stuff to do today.

Shit, okay. Just a little nap, okay?

Tags: i have so many issues, rainbows & unicorns (happy bean tag), random, the house hippo (tag for normal life)

So I am watching Firefly.. and I decided to put my favourites in order :D This is the order that I would like to watch them in whenever I watch them..



( Firefly Episodes )



( In other News )

Tags: firefly, holiday, joss is god, update
Current Location: Desk of doom
Current Mood: dorky
Current Music: watching Firefly (what else?)

SO I never post in here, but this interests me. Yes I do in fact read my friends list and check it often.

Who sleeps in bed next to you?
My darling Ophelia sleeps next to me. She often meows at me demanding more food and that I love her, but only when I'm trying to sleep. I make her mad by rubbing her bald stomach and she seeks revenge on me by not feeling well later all over my bed. I still love her though.

Picture for visual reference:



What did you last eat?
I had some appetizer thingy that Lisa brought over. I think it had spinach in it, but it was rather tasty!!!!

What kind of books do you read?
I tend to read books that are way too young for me. I do love vampire themed things. I blame Anne Rice. I was 12 when I read all of her vampire series and have been fascinated ever since.

What are you reading right now?
I am reading Northanger Abbey by Jane Austin!! I enjoy it so far and it is taking me far too long to read. I also am trying to read Eragon but I am finding it too dry for me to get into it at the moment.

What's really creepy?
The dark. Things lurking in the dark. Me on facebook. I really find way too many things creepy. I am seriously afraid of the dark and it's lame.

Name one odd item within five feet of you.
For some odd reason I have dishwasher tablets on the table next to me... I think I got it from brandsampler but I'm not sure. Plus I can't even use it right now since my dishwasher decided to take a break and not work right before the holiday. I hate you Sears and your repair men. This time I shan't deal with you!

What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
MERLIN AND GLEE!!! Glee is simply amazing and I just heart it ever so much. I was in chior and vocal class so I can semi relate with the characters. Who am I kidding, I don't relate with any of them because I am not as awesome, talented, have awesome clothing, and decent drama going on in their lives.

What did you really want to do today that you didn't?
Hmmmmmm, I really wanted to watch Bones, but my satellite decided not to work. I instead made Mango sorbet because I've been meaning to make it all week, plus I now own AN ICE CREAM MAKER. My mother is awesome and bought me one.

What are you most excited for?
I honestly am not that excited for anything. Like, yeah I want it to be Christmas but nothing is thrilling me or exciting me these days.

What websites do you always visit when you go online?
Facebook, hotmail, FML,MLIA, Questionable Content, TD Canada Trust, CP 24, The star, my friends list on lj. I play way too many games on facebook and spend a good chunk of time there.

What was the last thing you bought?
A salad from Juice Zone for lunch. Mall employe discounts are so full of win.

What do you want right this minute, off the top of your head?
Too many things that won't happen because I am a failboat.

What's your biggest procrastination method?
Facebook or tv!!!!!! When I was in school it was Facebook and fanfic!

Are there any bits of childhood that you miss?
Totally, I liked thinking that when I was younger I would be married by 20 and have children by the age of 23 because I didn't understand that that age was young and not that old at all. I miss how I thought and viewed things.

Spring, summer, fall, or winter?
everything but the winter. I love snow, but only on december 24th and 25th. I love seeing things change and bloom.

Describe your bedspread.
I currently have a Snowmen flanellette sheets, a flowered top sheet, a funky flowered bedspred, a thin pink blanket from ikea since my room is cold. I also have a variety of pillow cases!

Say something to the person who tagged you.
epiphanyx7 is one of my bestest friends ever and I miss her ever so much. She is the yin to my yang, the boat to my fail, the hetero life mate that everyone wants. We always have awesome times together and I couldn't imagine life without knowing her.

Tags: random. boredom. life.
Current Music: silence, because it is golden.

So, yeah. One of those things nobody REALLY cares about, but I do anyway? Awesome. Time for fantastical awesomeness and rainbow magic sparkles!

Or, you know. Just another meme. What-EVER. I was tagged by unavoidedcrisis who is, just FYI, quite insane.

FIRST: If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.

SECOND: Tag eight sexy people. Don't refuse to do it because that makes baby kittens cry. I will tag: ... shit, do I even know eight people? Whatever. Uh, devilshdess if you ever check your flist, ace_hart if you wanna, unrulydreamer , ferus_preliator , cheezer08 , ariadne83 (hi!), bluehippos , and as my last selection I choose ANYBODY WHO IS READING THIS. You know who you are.

( Cut because, um. LJ-cuts are cool.  )

Tags: meme, random

Dear Anonymous Person who gave me an imaginary Snowflake Cookie: Thank you. I don't know who you are or why you felt the need to hide your identity when gifting me with this free cookie, but I thought it was kind of awesome of you.

Here are a few theories on why you've kept your identity a secret:

1. You are a super-hero and you didn't want to give away your Secret Identity
2. You are a ninja, and ninjas are secretive and also invisible when it pleases them to be so
3. You are deeply, deeply ashamed of the fact that you only know me (and my journal) because of some filthy, dirty porn I wrote a while back, which you re-read on occasion and love to death even though you've never commented
4. You thought, I could send this in a totally legit way, but Bean would totally appreciate the possibility that she has a secret Admirer or something, she'd find it awesome for like, weeks -- I should do that instead.
5. You are a secret admirer.

Regardless of whether or not any (or all) of these are true (I see no reason why a secret-admirer-friend of mind couldn't also be a ninja-superhero who likes reading fanfic porn) I just wanted to say, thanks!

And, y'know, to everyone who gave me a snowflake cookie. That's the first time I've ever gotten a virtual gift! I feel loved. In a sugary, imaginary-baked-good sort of way.

Tags: rainbows & unicorns (happy bean tag), random
Current Mood: open to suggestions

I've been thinking for quite a while that i'd like a new icon, a default icon, something that really suits me as a person and as an online crazy personality. (Do I have an online crazy personality? I don't think I do. I'm actually like this IRL.

In any case, I've been sort of stalling because when people ask me straight-up, "What kind of Icon?" I've been at a loss.

( Cut because I'm pathetic and pictures are big. )

Tags: fangirl (the tag for me being a dork), i have so many issues, icon, pretty pretty please do this, random, robot, searching the interwebz, star trek makes me giddy with love

It started when I got out of bed this morning, turned on my computer to see what time it was (the power went out last night, apparently) and then I started googling myself (I have an addiction, don't judge). Then, I went through a series of clicking on links until I found an article about rape/rapists.

Firstly, I would like to say, to every single male who has ever irritated me with incessant questions, asked permission to kiss me and to touch me and nibble on my neck, to every guy who has ever asked me "Is this okay?" and "Can I...?" and "Do you wanna...?"

( I owe you a HUGE apology. )

--

On a related topic, let's talk erotic fiction for a moment.

( Or rather, romance novels that romanticize or eroticize rape. )

I'm going to finish with the fandom talk right now. But. On a slightly less fictional note:

( Let's discuss male victims for a moment. )

Tags: philosophical discussion, please take note of this in the future, rants, stupidity hurts my brain, wtf canoe
Current Mood: losing faith in humanity

hey guys.. they can be seen here if you want

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

I hope you like it :D

Tags: fan fic, fandom: merlin
Current Location: Desk of Doom
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Watching Big Bang Theory